Magic Humor

I suppose:
Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.

You have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.

You can't figure out why lite beer weighs just as much as the regular beer.

You think the "seven-year itch" has something to do with your underwear.

He's so old that when God said let there be light, he's the one who hit the switch.

She's so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.

You consider a six-pack and a bug zapper quality entertainment.

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